With a ridiculously huge, big, fat, enormous smile on my face.
Friday, August 26, 2011
Sorry, this is crude but, it cracked me up
A teenager comes home from school and asks her mother "Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put their, you know......thing?" "Yes, dear" replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter. "But then when I have a baby," responded the teenager "won't it knock my teeth out?"